Evening Talk

Conan O’Brien Valentine’s Day Monologue

by Jyle on February 9th, 2008

I think Conan O’Brien can have some of the funniest monologues in evening talk television. Here is what he’s said in the past about Valentine’s Day; the season of love.

Can you write a better Valentine’s Day Monologue?

“DC Comics has announced that on Valentine’s Day the comic book character Lois Lane will break up with Superman. Apparently, she’s tired of dating a man who’s faster than a speeding bullet.”

“It was reported today that Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson have his and hers tattoos. He has one on his penis that says `I love you Pamela,’ and she has one on her breast that says `30-day money back guarantee.’”

“On Valentine’s Day, a zoo in California is giving a tour where you watch animals have sex. Here in New York we call it the subway.”

“It’s Valentine’s Day in New York and love is in the air. Unfortunately, it was also on the back seat of the cab I took this morning.”

So here’s your chance to let out the comedian in you. Write a Valentine’s Day Monologue and leave it in the comments.

Show everyone the comedian in you!

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